THE WEB IS DEAD.
LONG LIVE THE VOID.
CONFIDENTIAL
[DATA WITHHELD]
Error 404: The requested resource has been
consumed by the void. Trace routes failed.
All pathways redirected to /dev/null.
SEC_LEVEL: TOP_SECRET
SOURCE: NSA_UPLINK_DN1
TARGET: USER_LOCAL_IP
SCANNING VOID...
STATUS: SILENT
SIGNAL: NONE
ORBITAL_PHASE_LOCKED